Random Ridiculous Realization #13
I love all of the Lanterns. Not equally mind you: (My order of preference is: Kyle, Guy, Hal, Alan, John; Hal temporarily overtook Guy in GL 9, but Recharge shot Guy back up...) But I love them all.
But I've come to the realization that the only one I'd actually sleep with, were I a two-dimensional character in the DCU myself, is Guy Gardner.
Seriously.
Hal would likely give himself a concussion via my headboard.
Kyle would likely come home to find my corpse stuffed in a fridge. Besides, I try not to date guys prettier than me.
John only dates alien women. I *may* be an alien (I admit to nothing), but he's a little mopey/serious for my tastes. Too bad.
Alan's a bit too intimidating. All that presence. And he's married. And I'm neither a split personality with plant powers, nor a woman stupid enough to sell my soul for youth because I can't deal with people thinking I've got a boytoy.
So yeah, Guy's pretty much the only choice. Err...around Rebirth/Recharge preferably. I like the Green Lantern outfit better. :-)
But I've come to the realization that the only one I'd actually sleep with, were I a two-dimensional character in the DCU myself, is Guy Gardner.
Seriously.
Hal would likely give himself a concussion via my headboard.
Kyle would likely come home to find my corpse stuffed in a fridge. Besides, I try not to date guys prettier than me.
John only dates alien women. I *may* be an alien (I admit to nothing), but he's a little mopey/serious for my tastes. Too bad.
Alan's a bit too intimidating. All that presence. And he's married. And I'm neither a split personality with plant powers, nor a woman stupid enough to sell my soul for youth because I can't deal with people thinking I've got a boytoy.
So yeah, Guy's pretty much the only choice. Err...around Rebirth/Recharge preferably. I like the Green Lantern outfit better. :-)
posted by kalinara @ 12:14 AM
9 Comments:
At March 02, 2006 12:56 AM,
Anonymous said…
I have to say, you have a point on Kyle's undatability. Going by his current record, romantic involvement with Kyle gives a 100% chance of death, and only a 33.3% chance of being resurrected as some sort of divine Titan-empowered Anti-Harbinger.
Hell, even Wally hasn't survived that brief, tentative flirting we all know was going on between them.
At March 02, 2006 1:33 AM,
Ragnell said…
spiritglyph -- Hell, that one kid jsut had a crush on him and ended up the violence victim in a Judd Winick Social Awareness storyline.
Kali -- And bad luck aside, Kyle's pretty high maintenance for me.
And Hal's a natural enemy, being that I am in an avionics occupation and he is a pilot. Wouldn't work out.
I'd still probably pick John over Guy myself. I mean, love Guy, but John's more stable.
At March 02, 2006 2:26 AM,
kalinara said…
spiritglyph:
Hal's survived it thus far though. :-) Then again, after Parallax, Death and Spectre-dom, there's not a whole lot you can do to the guy. :-) Besides, he'll crack his head on something long before Force gets a chance to shove him into the fridge.
ragnell: John's way too stable. I'd drive him nuts. Now Guy would be good. :-) Lots of fighting in the good way. :-)
At March 02, 2006 1:50 PM,
Anonymous said…
Kal, you forgot Guyis also the only red head, anyone know if its real?:-)
and yeah G'nots the underDOG give him a chance:-)
At March 02, 2006 2:04 PM,
kalinara said…
Nope guys, no love for G'nort!
Now *Kilowog* on the other hand...
;-)
At March 02, 2006 6:07 PM,
Anonymous said…
Saddly enough she was talking to me when she came up with this...
I'm so ashamed.
At March 02, 2006 6:23 PM,
Hale of Angelthorne said…
"Hal would likely give himself a concussion via my headboard."
Mental image...too...overwhelming...passing...out...
At March 02, 2006 7:05 PM,
Ragnell said…
G'Nort = Furry bait.
Also, even for a dog, he's just too needy.
At March 02, 2006 7:07 PM,
kalinara said…
mallet: :-)
hale: it'd happen!
ragnell: Exactly!
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